project jonah

Once upon a time, my friends and I realized that maybe God had it right: the best way to do away with annoying guys is to feed them to whales. Thus Project Jonah was born, an organization dedicated completely to the training and feeding of maneating whales.

I was just pondering this fantastic organization. I realized, I have not even felt tempted to feed anyone to anything in the recent past (with the notable exception of my ArchNemeses), and it's kind of nice.

Of course, I will not relinquish my position as research director for the Project, but it's pleasant to realize that it is no longer such an important part of my life.